Conversation overheard while on the glove:
My Handler: “You know those bags of dried blueberries you can get at Costco?”
Other Human: “Yeah, I love those things! I put them in my yogurt for breakfast.”
My Handler: “Me too…until this morning, when I popped a handful in my mouth and crunched down on a blue beetle instead of a blueberry.”
Other Human: “That’s revolting.”
I couldn’t agree more. All those nasty blueberries and only one beetle? That is very disappointing indeed.