This morning I was taken out of my cage for some quality outdoor enrichment. After half an hour of hissing at Humans and jays and squirrels, I returned to my cage and was completely surprised by...a baby!
Specifically, there's a small wooden cage/box that extends into my cage, and inside that box was a young Great Horned Owl. I vaguely remember having some bizarre thoughts like, "Gee, when did I lay eggs?" but those thoughts were swiftly replaced with the truth, which is: I have a baby.
This changes everything.