Overheard in the hallway:

Human 1: "A friend of mine claims he saw a Swainson's Hawk on a telephone pole last week."

Human 2: "That's funny, they're all in Argentina right now. What did you tell him?"

Human 1, in a Valley Girl voice: "Swainson's Hawks are sooo last season! But Rough-Legged Hawks are totally in right now!" 

Humans 1&2: Laughter 

Blueberries

Conversation overheard while on the glove:

My Handler: “You know those bags of dried blueberries you can get at Costco?”

Other Human: “Yeah, I love those things! I put them in my yogurt for breakfast.”

My Handler: “Me too…until this morning, when I popped a handful in my mouth and crunched down on a blue beetle instead of a blueberry.”

Other Human: “That’s revolting.”

I couldn’t agree more. All those nasty blueberries and only one beetle? That is very disappointing indeed.